Not The Bigger Person Tee (Adult)
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I'm Not The Bigger Person, I Will Hit You With My Car — the ultimate petty revenge tee.
Retro pinup dame serving vehicular justice with lipstick precision. This savage graphic tee is peak dark humor for Gen-Xers and zoomers who survived participation trophies. Premium anti-woke apparel that makes Karen clutch her pearls.
All of our tees are made to order, using premium 100% Cotton, never blended, and professional screen printing techniques.
Available in both traditional unisex fit & a more snug womans fit. (Please ensure this is specified when adding to your cart)
A slightly updated design is also available for youth & babies/ toddlers.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
